Needles Kane
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Needles Kane is one of the playable characters and the de-facto Mascot of the Twisted Metal series.
Bio[edit | edit source]
While all drivers of the Twisted Metal series are mentally deranged in one way or another, Needles Kane arguably remains the main attraction in the entire vehicular freak show. To put this bluntly: He already was a psychotic killer clown before they tried putting him onto the chair. Which evidently didn't work out, but if nothing else, he got his hair replaced by a perpetually burning mane of flames to show for it.
Kane's trademark vehicle is the Sugar Tooth; an old-fashioned ice cream truck that is topped by a likeness of his own head (with flames and all). Though not exactly a race horse and significantly more cumbersome than the cars used by many of his opponents, the Sugar Tooth being shaped like a brick also means it hits like one - something to be not underestimated in the tournaments' hellish destruction derby.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Needles Kane debuted in 8chanmania XLIX, where the Euro Truck Driver sent him straight back to hell.
He had another appearance in 8chanmania LVI. There, Kane went full cartel-mode on the vaguely Hispanic Donte, but tapped out in a submission hold of R-24 in the subsequent round.
