Niko Bellic
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- "YELLOW CARRRR!"
- — Niko, hailing a taxi
- — Niko, hailing a taxi
Niko Bellic is the protagonist of Grand Theft Auto IV.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Having grown up in the catastrophic clusterfuck that was the Balkans after the fall of the Iron Curtain and the implosion of Yugoslavia, Niko's formative years were spent between Serbian paramilitary units engaged in war crimes and Eastern-European mafia groups engaged in ordinary crime. To say the man did a few things he isn't proud of would be a bit of an understatement.
Tempted by tall tales from his cousin Roman about the American Way of Life, Niko eventually moves to Liberty City in the USA. Alas - Roman has a tendency towards exaggeration of personal achievements, and Niko immediately gets blackmailed straight back into the cycle of crime and violence he had been trying to flee from.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Niko Bellic debuted in 8chanmania LIX; with Roman serving as his manager. Their contribution to the tournament was relatively short-lived, as Tarma Roving immediately went one-man army on the Serbian gangster.
He reappeared in 8chanmania LXVIII. Violently brushing aside the attempt of invasive medical surgery by Dr. Phil, Niko still got his Slavic ass handed to him by Ringo Ishikawa.
