Osama Bin Laden

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Osama Bin Laden
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Lion Sheik
Birthday March 10th, 1957
From Saudi Arabia
Height 6'4" (193 cm)
Weight '

Debut Match
Osama Bin Laden Pin
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Chip Hazard
8chanmania XCIII
First Victory

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First Championship

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Osama Bin Laden was a Saudi-Arabian jihadist that founded and led Al-Qaeda from 1988 until his death in 2011.

Bio[edit | edit source]

As a heir to an immensely wealthy Saudi Arabian construction mogul, Osama enjoyed a pristine education and could have had all the niceties money can buy. Deep down, however, he was disgusted by the Western decadence he saw spreading all over the Muslim world. The Soviets invading Afghanistan proved to be the last straw, and an enraged Osama gathered some of the local mujahideen to drive out the Western dogs.

Since he fought the commies, the US promptly painted him as a freedom fighter, and may or may not have dropped a dollar or two into his pockets. It worked - in the sense that Afghanistan proved to be the final nail in the coffin of the USSR. It worked less well in the sense that Bin Laden's definition of 'western dogs' also included Americans. Next thing you know, the World Trade Center goes poof.

So the US started its War Against Terror, invaded Afghanistan, and spent some ten years searching Bin Laden in the mountains while he was chilling in neighboring Pakistan. Granted, he eventually got a surprise visit that ended in a wet grave. But seeing how the Taliban are currently running Afghanistan (again), Ozzy must be laughing all the way from the bottom of the Arabian Sea.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Osama Bin Laden, under supervision of Sundowner, fought in 8chanmania XCIII. He made his first and last mistake of the tournament when he tried to take on Chip Hazard, the most red-blooded American action figure in the whole history of action figures. And, coincidentally, the only action figure that could smuggle and improvised nail gun into the ring.