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Osmosis Jones is the main character from the animated movie of the same name.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Jones is a white blood cell in the body of the zookeeper Frank DeTorre. Since this is supposed to be an educational movie, Jones also happens to be a vaguely African-American detective of Frank's internal police force. And, more specifically, the peculiar type of police officer whose gleeful disregard for collateral damage makes him a constant threat to the eagerly-awaited pension of his superior.
While the job of his host body makes Jones' job hard enough as it is, things get infinitely worse when said host body decides to eat a boiled egg that just got thrown out from the monkey enclosure. Turns out, the egg was infected with anthrax, and before Jones quite knows what is going on, he has to buddy up with the painfully by-the-book common cold pill Drix in order to save Frank's life.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Osmosis Jones fought in 8chanmania LXXXIII. He and Kyu had a very thoughtful discussion about the nature of sexually transmitted diseases; with Jones declaring syphilis and gonorrhea were probably having a beach party whenever Kyu got sand into her private parts. A very flustered Kyu responded by smacking the gob out of the blood cell.