Otto von Bismarck
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Otto von Bismarck was a Prussian and later German statesman.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Bismarck was born into Germany that did not yet quite exist, but instead consisted of various confederations, kingdoms, and dukedoms. Being German (i.e., suffering from inborn OCD), this was not okay with him. He thus shook enough hands to become minister president of Prussia, and went on to play a real-word version of Hearts of Iron until Germany was unified.
That he managed to do all of this without igniting any wars in the powder keg of contemporary Europe (those against Denmark, and Austria, and France don't count) stands testament to his skills as a wily diplomat. Domestically, he was known for engineering the German pension system (because to hell with the commies), not really bothering with colonialism, and having the specially prepared Bismarck Herring named after him for teaching its inventor how to speedrun Doom.
Then Wilhelm II came along, threw the navigator overboard, and everything went to shit. But wait, it gets worse.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Bismarck fought in 8chanmania XXV. He valiantly prevented the Black Knight from robbing Germany of its riches; only to be KO'd by Kazuma Kiryu in the following round.
