Pac-Man Girls
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The Pac-Man Girls are what happens if you apply Rule 63 to the ghosts of Pac-Man.
Bio[edit | edit source]
These girls are loosely (well, very loosely) based on the four original ghosts with a more than healthy sex-drive given to them. Their team is made up of:
- Blinky - The red ghost. Even more aggressive than the rest.
- Pinky - The pink ghost. A bit rushing. In Pac-Man, she tries to position herself in a set way to catch Pac-Man.
- Inky - The blue ghost. The smartest of the four. Wears glasses and a nice rack.
- Clyde - The yellow ghost. Also as dumb as a bag of bricks.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
The Pac-Man Girls made their first and currently only experience in 8chanmania LXIII. Much like The Cheetahmen, the ghosts were supposed to switch who of them was going to fight after every match, but technical difficulties meant Blinky won the team's first two matches against Erin Stout and Hong Meiling before Speedy got her turn, coming up against Junko Enoshima who insulted the hell out of her fashion sense. The girl of despair slowly and painfully paid with a submission. Their final match was Inky against soon-to-be belt winner White Mage, who banished the undead by healing the shit out of them with a pin.
A good while later, in 8chanmania XCVI, circumstances beyond reason or control elected the bimbo-brained Clyde as the representative fighter of the team. To be fair, the absence of cognitive activity made manifest did manage to give Jessie of Team Rocket the customary flight towards the horizon, and her sheer density made her immune against the nifty ninja tricks of Kasumi. Her victory over Melody even suggested she might have had a chance at the belt, but alas, being faced with Abby Anderson in an all-women tournament really wasn't fair.
Clyde, this time accompanied by the sex fairy Kyu was given another (and final) chance in 8chanmania XCVIII. She unsurprisingly blew it; her team being knocked out by the giant knockers of Hex Maniac and Big Tiddy Tau.