Pangoro

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Pangoro
Pangoro Image.png
Daunting Pokemon
Birthday Unknown
From Kalos Region
Height 6'11"
Weight 299.8lbs

Debut Match
Joey Wheeler W
Pinfall
Pangoro
8chanmania XLVIII
First Victory
Joey Wheeler W
Pinfall
Pangoro
8chanmania XLVIII
First Championship

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Pangoro is a Fighting/Dark-type pokemon. It was introduced in Generation VI.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Pangoro resemble a muscular, humanoid panda bear. Despite of its intimidating appearance, Pangoro does not prey on the weak, but rather beats the everliving crap out of bullies trying to do so. It charges straight ahead, uncaring of any blows it might receive while hammering away at it opponents with arms that can snap whole telephone poles and send dump trucks flying.

Aside from adding to its style factor, the vibrations flowing through the tiny bamboo shoot in Pangoro's mouth allow it to detect and even predict enemy movements. Whether removing the shoot from its jaws would weaken Pangoro is an open question, as nobody really wants to give it a try and risk angering the damn thing.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Pangoro debuted in the Bancho-themed 8chanmania XLVIII. It made its point by giving Joey Wheeler a good whack before ultimately leaving him alone; presumably content that Joey ceased bullying Yugi quite a while ago. Jimmy Hopkins likewise failed to stand up to it, and it took the collective bancho-ness of BanchoLeomon to subdue the ill-tempered panda.