Paul Blart
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Paul Blart is the main hero of the eponymous movie Paul Blart: Mall Cop.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Paul is a stereotypical mall cop - which is to say he is fat, lazy, and genuinely not the sharpest knife in the drawer. Despite (or probably because) of this, he takes his job as a mall cop very seriously, even as it comes with all the usual belittlement you get for scooting around in said mall on a Segway. You would laugh at him, were it not for the fact that you know there is a little Paul Blart in all of us.
THIS SUMMER, Paul's life is turned upside down when an armed gang infiltrates his mall and takes several hostages - including his daughter. Through a mixture of stupid luck and Hollywood-level plot armor, Paul manages to take out the attackers one by one, and even manages to get back at his high school bully in league with the kidnappers. It's almost as heart-touching as his cholesterol levels.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Paul Blart appeared in the 24 Hour Stream, where he challenged Los Tiburon to a Pokémon duel to stop his ongoing jailbreak. Paul's Snorlax was one hell of a heavy lift, but both ultimately ended up being defeated by the Shark of the Land.