Paul Harrell
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Paul Harrel was an American gun enthusiast and online personality.
Bio[edit | edit source]
A patriotic American so staunchly red-blooded that his vital fluids slightly glow in the dark (no ties to Terry Davis), Paul Harrel ran a YouTube channel in which he documented the function of guns, ammunition, and how to keep the hands of those nosy feds away from them.
While this is not exactly an exclusive hobby, Harrell's channel and popularity are both owed to the fact that he spent less time whining about politics (aside from aforementioned feds), and more time about the purely technical aspects of discharging various firearms - be it effective range, stopping power, or the ability to save on taxes by not making potential home invaders eligible for prison.
Alas, Paul died on September 3rd, 2024. F in the chat, boys.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Paul Harrell fought in the inter-board war of 8chanmania XXXIV, where he represented /k/. Pressed against /bmn/'s Haiku, the concerned citizen was reasonably upset when the rules of the ring denied him the use of a gun, and only grew more irate when Haiku insisted the use of a firearm was a cowardly means of combat. Haiku, for reasons undisclosed, has not been seen ever since.
Despite of this early success, Harrell all but proverbially dropped his guns when he faced George Washington in the following round. For whatever it is worth, Washington acknowledged Harrell as an upright man, and granted him the privilege of drowing as much tea in Boston Harbor has he well-damn liked.
