Piranha Plant

Piranha Plant
Birthday ' From ' Height ' Weight '
Debut Match Piranha Plant L KO Waluigi 8chanmania XXXVII First Victory Piranha Plant W Pin Glue Man 8chanmania XXXIX First Championship [[]]

"IT'S A FUCKING PLANT!"

— Butthurt Smashfags everywhere

The Piranha Plant is a recurring enemy from the Super Mario series.

Bio

These flowers have a mouth full of fangs, an enormous appetite for pudgy Italian plumbers, and tend to pop out of pipes at the most inopportune of times. As one of the most (in)famous foes of the series, they come in a plethora of different variations with their own respective arsenal of floral weaponry.

Already well-known for it's ubiquitous nature in assorted Mario games, the Piranha Plant grew to even greater infamy when it was revealed as a playable character for Smash Ultimate, sending hordes upon hordes of autistic Smashfags into a murderous frenzy as the plant took the potential spot of their respective waifus. It is said that Sakurai is still laughing to this day.

In 8chanmania

Season 2

The Piranha Plant debuted in 8chanmania XXXVII and quickly was thrown out again after suffering a KO from Waluigi.

It fared slightly better in 8chanmania XXXIX, where it resisted the sticky advances of Glue Man but was done in by Gunther Hermann anyway.

8chanmania XLVII offered much of the same - this time mentored by Tiny Shop of Horrors star Audrey II, the plant exterminates a bunch of oversized aphids, only to be kicked out by Viewtiful Joe.

Season 3

The potted plant returned for 8chanmania LXXV. Still accompanied by Audrey II, Piranha Plant bested Lucas and likely would have eaten him had it not been for a timely intervetion by Ness, but promptly got turned to mulch one round later by Rare Akuma.

It's appearance in 8chanmania LXXXIV was unimpressive; the plant being torn to shreds by a Doom Imp in the first round.