Pistachio Disguisey
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Pistachio Disguisey is the protagonist of the 2002 flick The Master of Disguise.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Back in 1979, Italian secret agent Fabbrizio Disguisey (aptly known as 'The Master of Disguise') used his mad cosplay skills to send career smuggler Devlin Bowman to the cooler. Problem is, Bowman was one wicked bastard, and Disguisey understandably feared the criminal would go for him and his then-infant son Pistachio the second he was done picking up soap bars in the prison shower.
Disguisey Senior therefore quits his job and moved to America, hoping that his new disguise as an Italian restaurant owner would prevent his nemesis from finding his family. Long story short, it does not. And with both of his parents being held hostage, Pistachio is forced to use his inbred talent for disguise to do Bowman's bidding. If you think this is sound ridiculous, wait until you see the rest of the movie.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Pistachio Disguisey fought in the 'Bad Games'-style 8chanmania LXXII. His attempt to disguise himself as a turtle meant Mario promptly mistook him for a Koopa; and stomped him accordingly.
