Princess Peach

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Princess Peach
Princess Peach Image.png
Princess Toadstool
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From Mushroom Kingdom
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Debut Match
Princess Peach Pin
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Ganondorf
8chanmania LXXXV
First Victory

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First Championship

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Princess Peach is a major character from the Mario Bros franchise.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Peach is the current ruler of the Mushroom Kingdom. Why she still is a Princess instead of a Queen when there are no elders or other brothers to sent her off into a diplomatic marriage remains elusive, as does the fact that she - a flesh-and-blood human - governs a nation of humanoid fungi. Nintendo obviously will try to pull out some fairy tale bollocks, but historically, hereditary monarchies weren't built peacefully.

Yet another mystery about Peach is her uncanny tendency to get abducted by Bowser, only to be saved by Mario later on. This has lead to repeated cries of sexism (despite of the two excuse games Nintendo gave her), but truthfully should be seen as a subtle breadcrumb as to her not being entirely opposed to said abductions. And at the end of the day, Nintendo is eerily silent on who is the mother of Bowser Jr. .

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Peach Peach fought in 8chanmania LXXXV. She drew the short end of the stick against Ganondorf, but not before politely unleashing her inner bitch by addressing him as "Ganondork".