Raphael

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Raphael
Raphael Image.png
Raph
Birthday ~1972
From Manhatten, New York City, USA
Height 5'1" (155 cm)
Weight 147 lbs.

Debut Match
Raphael Pin
L
Clockwerk
8chanmania LXXXII
First Victory

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First Championship

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Raphael is one of the four Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Easily recognizable by his trademark red bandana and the twin sai he wields into battle, Raphael acts as the team's loose cannon that doesn't shy back, but in fact endorses physical violence when it comes in order to solve problems. Although later (more child-friendly) adaptions would tone it down, Raphael's anger issues in the original Mirage were intense enough to leave fangirl April O'Neil scared.

While he generally lacks the wits of his gay warrior-poet brother Leonardo, the technological aptitude of his brother Donatello, or the charming personality of his brother Michelangelo, Raphael possesses a singular level of energy and the elegance of a bull waiting in front of a red traffic light while riding a battering ram. His main flaw is that he needs someone to point him the right direction.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Raphael fought in 8chanmania LXXXII. Evidently not coming from the cartoon version of the show, he was a bit upset when Clockwerk called him the prey to his predator, and fully intended to make scrap out of him even after losing the match through a pinfall. The timely intervention of the Banzai Man referee only earned him a good mouthful (of knuckle sandwhich), but by the time Raphael had put his eyes back on the bird, Clockwerk had already left the ring.