Reginald Brownpill
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Sir Reginald Brownpill is the inventor of the eponymous Brownpill.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Frustrated by the constant bickering between adherents of the Bluepill and the Redpill, Reginald Brownpill went through a lot of shit until he finally found his Brownpill in 1999. Although widely recognized as a tough pill to swallow, Sir Reginald understood that even if life sometimes seemed like shit, it was still your shit - meaning you at very least should give a shit about it. Conversely, anyone trying to give you shit over your shit should not be understood to be a gentleman, but simply as someone who should have the shit beaten out of him.
Due to aforementioned difficulties when it comes to swallowing the Brownpill, Sir Reginald's genius is not universally accepted in the in the realm of philsophy, and many of his critics insist the man simply is full of shit.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Reginald Brownpill debuted back in 8chanmania XXVIII, where he served as the board representative of /brownpill/. While his presence was not directly noteworthy in as much as that Brendan Fraser kicked him out of the tournament during the preliminaries, the wisdom Sir Reginald shared with the actor is widely regarded as a fundamental milestone on Fraser's way to unfuck his shit and become the JUST man.
Later (much later, in fact), Sir Reginald reappeared in 8chanmania XCIII. He avoided apprehension by Officer Beepsky, politely refused Duke Nukem's offer to tear of his head and shit down his neck, and ultimately was defeated by a rather disgusted Chip Hazard.
