Remove Kebab
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The mysterious man only known under the moniker of Remove Kebab is a feared Serbian food critic.
Bio[edit | edit source]
The exact origins of Remove Kebab are as puzzling as they are enigmatic. While his fondness for uniforms suggests there is a glint of truth in the rumors that portray him as a veteran of the murderous Yugoslav Wars (which, to be fair, applies to a sizeable part of Serbia's male population), until he appeared as a columnist for a widely influential Serbian food magazine.
As his pen name might suggest, Remove Kebab has a personal vendetta against what he perceives to be an influx of 'fast food' in fine dining, and seeks to purify Serbian cuisine of any undue Turkish influence. This has made him a living sword of Damocles for many upper-class restaurant owners; for as much as even a mild chiding on his part is considered the equivalent of three Michelin stars, his disapproval often comes in such dimensions that it might qualify as a war crime.
To the frustration of the Serbian tabloid press, the actual name; let alone details about the private life of 'Remove Kebab' remain unknown. Initial reports that listed his name as Nenad Tintor were later revealed to be glorified hearsay, and his columns are so focused on verbally abusing assorted establishments that the only personal detail to filter out of them his fondness for accordion music.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Remove Kebab fought in the inter-board tournament of 8chanmania XXVIII, where he represented /k/. The food critic went somewhat overboard when he put a proverbial bullet through the skull of Amerimutt over his addiction to corn syrup, but then had his shit fucked up by Brendan Fraser.
