Robbie Rotten
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Robbie Rotten (originally Glanni Glæpur) is the primary antagonist of TV series LazyTown
In Reality[edit | edit source]
Lazytown was a nice and calm place until eight-year-old Stephanie Meanswell and some freak called Sportacus decided to impose their /fit/guy lifestyle on everyone. Robbie, who just wants to watch TV and eat junk food, rather understandably does not care for it, and thus comes up with increasingly elaborate plans to run the fitness fetishists out of town. That none of them ever work while the real-world population largely is on Robbie's side (if without wanting to admit it) is clear evidence of the bias displayed by the writers of the show.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Robbie Rotten debuted in 8chanmania LVIII. He planned to return Lazytown to its original, laid-back atmosphere by developing a video game with such an addictive potential that people would promptly proceed to forgot about sports and other, entirely unnecessarily ways of burning calories.
To this end, Robbie first ousted Soulja-tan, went on to outsmart Knight (Guardian's Crusade), and even went on to defeat Paxton Fettel. His luck unfortunately ran out when Rotten crossed Impact Brawler, who promptly produced a KO against the self-professed couch potato.
Robbie did well enough in 8chanmania LX. He prevented any further thievery on the part of Phantom R, and resisted the omnipresent KOs from Demifiend, but Scuttlebug was so very helpful as to remind him that Rotten only existed as the echo of a dead actor. The bug needs to pay.
His third stint in 8chanmania XCV sadly went nowhere as he immediately got his act cleaned up by a SS13 Janitor.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Stefán Karl Stefánsson, the actor portraying Robbie Rotten on the TV series, passed away from pancreatic cancer on August 21st, 2018. Let none say life tends to be fair.
