Robin
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Robin is one of the playable characters from Pilotwings 64
Bio[edit | edit source]
Noted to be one of the prettiest pilots around, Robin is a blonde woman with a very front-heavy chassis. So front-heavy, in fact, that the vehicles she controls move slower and are less maneuverable than those of pilots, but also are so heavy that wind flatly doesn't affect them. Yes, really - Robin's chest apparently is so large, it slows down the entire damn gyrocopter.
Coincidentally, her name in the original Japanese version of the game is Hooter.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
For reasons wildly beyond us, Robin only appeared in the porn-themed 8chanmania XCVI. There, she defeated Space Dandy's Honey, gave the Witch an actual reason to cry, and hilarious got herself ousted by the equally big-boobed Tifa Lockhart in the quarter-finals. The jokes are writing themselves at this point.
