Ron Paul

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Ron Paul
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Dr. No
Birthday August 20th, 1935
From United States of America
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Ron Paul is a retired US-American medical practitioner, politician, and activist known for his firebrand Libertarian views.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Paul pursued a medical career with a specialization in obstetrics and and gynecology, and broadened this path through his time as a flight surgeon with the US Air Force. By the time he and his wife had moved to Texas, however, the good doctor had already read way more Hayek and Rand than was good for him. Nixon dumping the Bretton Woods system proved the final nail in the coffin; sending Paul into politics with a vengeance against Big Government.

Running on a Republican (and an occasionally Libertarian) ticket, Dr. Paul's tendency to vote against any and all legislation that didn't run with his own, very orthodox reading of the constitution quickly earned him the moniker of Dr. No. Like any true adherent of the liberal right, he rejects the idea of the American voter having to bend over for the federal government, as that would get in the way of having the American voter bend over for Big Corporate.

Ron Paul is best remembered for his 2008 presidential campaign, in which he attracted a surprising number of ANCAP meme posters and a budding Alt-Right through the then-young sector of social media. His loss against John McCain in the Republican nomination (and the subsequent victory of Barack Obama in the presidential election) saw him transformed into Doompaul - a Messianic figure that would overthrow the corrupt government in an event dubbed The Happening.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Ron Paul appeared at the very start of 8chanmania C to warn Default-Chan that it was, in fact, happening. Since Deffy didn't like the sight of some random old man storming into the commentary booth, she sent him into an epic Battle Royale featuring him, all champions of Season 3, and another Ron Paul. Look, don't ask.

Following established tradition, Ron Paul did not emerge victorious, but still got the last laugh - the reason being that the actual 'Happening' had been 8chanmania C all along.