SS13 Security Officer
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The Security Officer is one of the playable classes/jobs from Space Station 13.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Upholding law and order on a space station seems like a fascinating job. Then you realize said space station is plagued by changelings, traitors, wizards, vampires, wraiths, blobs, spies, revolutionaries, rogue AIs and Clowns, all of which solely exist to cause as much carnage as possible on said space station. Did we mention that even the innocents you are supposed to protect are unhelpful at best and utterly insane at worst?
For whatever it's worth, the few Security Officers who have not evolved into paranoid one-man lynch mobs after their first few shifts on board turn into hard-boiled professionals that face the daily horrors of their duty with grim efficiency. Assuming the station doesn't get blown up before.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
The Security Officer's first appearance in 8chanmania dates way back to the first season, but it's unknown when precisely or against whom he fought.
His first actually documented participation in the tournament was during 8chanmania LXXIII. He nibbed the MFP Protagonist for constantly listening to a homicidal banana, told Parin to be more careful with her drill before she produces a hull breach, and notably managed to beat (read: KO'd) Kurt Wylde only 20 seconds into their match. But for all the horror he is used to from home, Ugandan Knuckles proved more than he could handle.
For 8chanmania LXXVI, the officer teamed up with the lunatic legalist Javert. Their attempt to discipline Kunio and Ringo Ishikawa for smoking despite being underage ended every last bit as ugly as one might imagine.
