Salty Joe

From 8chanmania
Jump to: navigation, search
Salty Joe
Salty Joe Image.png
Birthday '
From Witchyworld
Height '
Weight '

Debut Match
Salty Joe Pin
W
Morshu
8chanmania LXXXIII
First Victory
Salty Joe Pin
W
Morshu
[[]]
First Championship
W
[[]]


Salty Joe is a side character from Banjo-Tooie.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Salty Joe shines through his role as your typical fast-food wage-slave - meaning he hates his job, he hates you, and he bitterly hates himself for accepting aforementioned job in the first place. He exclusively serves fries, which the game itself acknowledges as 'a limp, greasy, tasteless alternative to a decent meal', and which you still need in order to feed a little girl and and attached group of cavemen.

As with most characters from the Banjo-Kazooie series, Salty Joe should be understood as statement of pure spite from a horde of underpaid, overworked British programmers that also hate their jobs, hate their audience, and bitterly hate themselves for not jumping off the ship after Project Dream got canned for not having enough furry critters. Releasing Conker was a cry for help, really.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Salty Joe fought in 8chanmania LXXXIII. He and Morshu had an impromptu sales battle over the disposable income of American Bear, but as much as the latter struggled in his choice between bombs and junk food, he eventually went for the second-worst thing that could happen to a potato.

Salty Joe went on to fight in the next round, but soon had to learn that K.K. Slider really didn't need any fries alongside his coffee.