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- "You're gonna have a bad time"
- — Sans
- — Sans
Sans is a skeleton and one of the potential end bosses of the . . . great classic . . . Undertale. If you're wondering if it's a bone in his pants or if he's just that happy to see you, it's probably just a bone.
No seriously, who the fuck nominated this guy?
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Season 2[edit | edit source]
Sans debuted and won his belt in 8chanmania XL. He initially fought against Purple Guy (who was that again?), then faced off Itoshiki Nozomu, the Higher Power (thanks for not allowing us to see who the guy actually was, asshole) and Default-Chan, before meeting and beating Luca Blight in the finals.
Season 3[edit | edit source]
To the joy of everyone involved, Sans winning a belt meant all viewers would see him again during the grand finals of 8chanmania LXVI. To the even greater joy of everyone, Doomguy ripped and teared the skeleton apart bone by bone.
He, now under management of MatPat, had another appearance in 8chanmania LXXVIII. Although his would-be manager was promptly shot by Francis (which Sans honestly didn't seem to mind), Francis himself got put into a submission hold by the skeleton punster. Sans went on to defeat Kirby, but ran out of jokes by the time he came to face Franky.
Sans showed up for one last time during the eight-skeleton Battle of Boners in 8chanmania C. He did reasonably well, being the fourth fighter to be thrown out of the ring.