Serious Sam
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Sam "Serious Sam" Stone is the protagonist of the Serious Sam series.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Born in the later half of the 21st century, Sam may or may not have accidentally roused the evil Mental from his ancient slumber while searching after the elusive Sirians in outer space. The eventual extinction of humanity that followed was unfortunate, but in Sam's defense, his use of time travel and his liberal application of firearm-supplied violence invariably leads to catastrophic losses within Mental's hordes.
Though generally a one-man-army, Sam is always accompanied by his skull-implanted NEuroTRonically Implanted Combat Situation Analyser (NETRISCA). The latter not only keeps him informed about the various weapons and enemies he runs into, but also acts as his resident fangirl. Cortana can politely go fondle herself.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Sam debuted in 8chanmania III, but all corresponding records of his achievements have been lost.
During 8chanmania XX, he teamed up with an EDF Ranger. They unfortunately were stopped dead in their tracks by the Marathon Security Officer and Doomguy.
His last known appearance was during 8chanmania XLVII, where Ryuji Goda proved too serious for him.
