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Shrek is the main protagonist of the eponymous movie series.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Shrek is an ogre. As ogres are not very social creatures by nature, he would have been fully content to live his life in the seclusion of his swamp, and occasionally spook a few humans that are dumb enough to break the NAP. Unfortunately, some uppity Lord Farquaad decides to do a bit of ethnic cleansing against the fairy tale creatures in his kingdom, and has them all dumped onto Shrek's property.
Shrek does not like that, so he (and his talking donkey) march straight to Fagwad and files a note of protest. By beating all of his knights to a pulp. Fuckwit promises to vacate the critters from Shrek's swamp if he rescues a certain Princess Fiona from the claws of a dragon so he can marry her. Long story short: Shrek gets the girl, Fahrrad gets vored by the dragon, and the dragon gets fucked by the talking donkey.
As Pixar realized Shrek was a free money-printing machine, Shrek received four sequels and three spin-off movies; none of which anyone had ever asked for.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Season 2[edit | edit source]
Shrek debuted in 8chanmania LXI. Already an experienced and popular wrestler, he had little difficulty in fending of the unrequited affections of the Love Monster, and gained even popularity by clapping MarielX. But he wouldn't hit a child, whereas Maria Renard most certainly did hit an ogre; marking the end of the line for him.
Season 3[edit | edit source]
He had another brief appeareance in 8chanmania LXXXV, where Shrek immediately got yiffed by Bigby Wolf.
