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- "[ANGRY T-REX NOISES]"
- — Snowager
- — Snowager
The Snowager is a monster from Neopets.
Bio[edit | edit source]
The Snowager is a gargantuan serpentine creature that dwells in the Ice Caves of Terror Mountain and guards an equally gigantic pile of treasure. Once daily, a player may attempt to snatch an item from the personal belongings of the monster while it is sleeping, but this is risky - if it wakes up, it blasts the player's Neopets and instantly reduces them to a single hitpoint.
TL/DR: It is a glorified item roulette designed to keep the kids hooked up to the game. Basically a free lootbox.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
A creature of snow and ice, the Snowager debuted in 8chanmania LXXIV. There, it put a premature stop to the heroic deeds of Frost Ace, ended Brauggi's dreams of getting a belt, refused to be eaten by Alasgan Bear, and sent a heavily pregnant Yeti Girl packing. Indeed, only a father's love could defy its icy breath and rime-covered scales.
Perhaps still hungry and hoping that it could feast on the spawn of Yeti Girl, Snowager teamed up with Long Long Man to qualify for 8chanmania LXXVI. The unusual couple proved disastrous for Stork and Sweet-P, but when they actually met Yemmi and its babysitter, it was Yemmi who feasted on Snowager instead.
