Soulja-tan
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Soulja-Tan is the unofficial mascot for the late SouljaGame video game system.
In Reality[edit | edit source]
One faithful day, American rapper Soulja Boy had the bright idea of entering the video game market. To this end, he recruited some Chinese factory slaves to build him a console which came pre-loaded with various Nintendo and Sega games. Or, more precisely, to rebrand an already existing bootleg console with his name slapped on it. Unfortunately, the racist fucks at Nintendo took major offense at the successful business venture of the African-American and threatened him with a major copyright lawsuit for selling games that any sane individual would pirate from assorted websites; forcing Soulja Boy to cease the distribution of the SouljaGame console in 2018.
Which brings us to Soulja-tan. Born and raised in the spirit that she was "Numba Wan", she fights with the enthusiasm of a dog puppy that does not comprehend it will be euthanized in the very foreseeable future. If you thought Ouya-tan had it bad, think twice.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
While not her first debut as a wrestler, Soulja-tan did make an appearance during 8chanmania XLV to cheer on Soulja boy after he lost. Soulja-Tan first came in during 8chanmania LI, and promptly was sent out again by Stairs-chan during the preliminaries. Her next attempt in 8chanmania LV was marginally more successful - she forced Pete Hines into submission and landed a respectable pinfall against Buffalo Bell, but was unable to beat the fat cat known as Garfield. Her third appearance during 8chanmania LVIII was cut short by Robbie Rotten, who proved far more villainous (and a better game dev) than this old copycat could ever hope to be.
Oh boy, she's back again for 8chanmania LX. And promptly was kicked out again by Goro Majima.
She and her Chinese compatriot Hong Meiling formed a tag team for 8chanmania LXV alongside fellow Chinese Hong Meiling. Unfortunately, the two stood no chance against Phoenix Wright and a kidder.
Gallery[edit | edit source]
Soulja-Tan and her custom model
