Spider-Man
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Spider-Man is your friendly neighborhood hero from the eponymous series by Marvel.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Before turning into the legendary Spider-Man, Peter Benjamin Parker enjoyed the little things in life - he was a high achiever and honor student at Midtown High School, got spat on by the local bullies, and lived with his uncle and aunt after losing both of his parents at the age of six. Then he got bitten by a radioactive spider which, through the magic of comics physics, did not give him cancer, but rather provided him with superhuman physical abilities and the abilities to shoot spider silks and entire webs from his arms. It would be more original if he had grown a spinnerel, but who are we to complain?
Spider-Man stands as your usual bona-fide hero of justice with a good scoop of humor slapped onto him, but everything said, he would much rather be a journalist. Which is easier said than done when your boss constantly wants pictures of your secret hero identity, your rival photograph bonds with an alien symbiont, and an unending line of other villains that want to mess with his city and have the unpleasant tendency to murder the people you love.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Season 1[edit | edit source]
Spider-Man debuted at some point during the first season of 8chanmania, with a likely candidate being 8chanmania III.
Spidey also fought in 8chanmania IV, where he dealt with the heavy chassis of Marina Liteyears before getting the short end of the stick in his fight against Akuma.
Season 3[edit | edit source]
Spidey would only reappear much later; in 8chanmania LXXXVI. He somehow managed to outwit the perpetual schemer Lelouch vi Britannia, stopped the filming of UnregisteredHypercam2, crushed Moots hopes of being the little girl, and managed to send the perfectly well-adjusted housewife and mother Betty Newbie back home. His comet-like rise was sent crashing down by Rolf.
For reasons nobody quite got, Spidey teamed up with Ankha for 8chanmania LXXXVII. It was a short-lived affair that ended at the hands of Glitch Boss and a Special Snowflake.
Spidey's third stint during 8chanmania XC met an untimely end (and a hefty face-humping) by virtue of the Jockey.
