Squilliam Fancyson

Squilliam Fancyson
Birthday ' From ' Height ' Weight '
Debut Match Squilliam Fancyson Ren W Segata Sanshiro Satoru Iwata 8chanmania XXXI First Victory Squilliam Fancyson Ren W Segata Sanshiro Satoru Iwata 8chanmania XXXI First Championship [[]]

"366 days until E3!"

— Squilliam

Squilliam Fancyson is a side character from Spongebob Squarepants.

Bio

As an old acquaintance of Spongebob's neighour Squidward Tentacles, Squilliam is everything Squidward is not - cultured, handsome, and obscenely rich. His narcissism is even more developed than Squidward's own, and where the former voices it through a grouchy disposition towards everyone else, Squilliam spends most of his thinking moments that he is, in fact, better than you. So intense is his air of grandeur that even minor humiliations can potentially give him a heart attack.

With memes working in mysterious ways, Squilliam later was identified as a servant and herald to the Dorito Pope. He would reliably count down the days until the next E3. This made him the natural enemy of the psychotic chihuahua Ren, but despite of their rivalry, it ultimately was Corona-chan that stopped the E3 for good.

In 8chanmania

In a monumental feat of irony, Squilliam and Ren were nominated as a tag team for 8chanmania XXXI. They managed to undo gaming legends Segata Sanshiro and Satoru Iwata, but the outcome of their next fight against Selena Agna and her Sister Repentia has been lost to history.

The octopus promptly returned for 8chanmania XXXII. Wasting no time to dispose of Ren in the first round, Squilliam likewise slammed Dr. Robotnik before meeting a /b/rotha in the next round. This last fight would become the stuff of legends, as Squilliams initially landed a critical submission hit on the /b/rotha that effectively should have left him dead. Nonetheless, the /b/rotha persevered, and even went on to land an actual KO of his own on Squilliam in one of the most remembered moments of the mania.