Sterling Archer

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Sterling Archer
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Sterlin Mallory Archer is the main character of the eponymous cartoon show Archer.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Archer is the arguably best agent under employ of the International Secret Intelligence Service (ISIS). This could make him a glorified James Bond-expy, were it not for the fact that ISIS is run by his domineering, alcoholic mother, staffed by personnel you might as well see in The Office, and Archer himself is a cynical jerkass whose expensive habits in clothing and prostituted make him universally despised by the rest of his colleagues.

This is not to say that Archer can get results if he wants to. It's just that said results usually are mere side effects of him trying to hump every vaguely attractive female in the vicinity. Or part of an petty office war against his colleagues. Or him trying to get back into the bed of his on-off lover Lana Kane. As such, any instances of Archer saving the world are largely unintentional at best, and mostly serve to cement his own superiority complex.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Archer appeared in a story segment for 8chanmania XCV. After ISIS got wind of the Wrestle Gear being stored in a vault somewhere within the very bowels of the Aperture Science Physical Testing Facility, he sets off to create an ambush in a decrepit production booth within the facility's basement. Problem was, Archer and ISIS got wind a bit early; to the point a dehydrated and shirtless Archer had spent multiple days waiting for anyone to come by when Default-Chan, Violet, and Teagan Almace finally entered the production booth.

The trio took pity on the field agent; gifting him an old shirt of Deffy and a bottle of vodka they had snatched earlier. Archer returned the favor by gifting him his 'Palm Bazooka' - a potent weapon developed by ISIS' resident mad scientist, Dr. Krieger.