Steve Mason
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Steve is the protagonist from some fucked-up game called Harvester.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Steve wakes up inside the 1950s-style town of Harvester with a seriously bad case of amnesia. He doesn't remember who he is, he doesn't remember he is engaged and set up to marry an equally amnesiac girl called Stephanie, and any inquiries he addresses towards the locals only earn him the joking response the was always a kidder.
Little by little, Steve begins to understand that the already bizarre events in Harvester are only the tip of the iceberg. And that the town has its name for a reason.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Steve first appeared in 90s mania, where he proceeded to murder his way through to the semi finales, having killed Uncle Phil in the mistaken belief that he was Stephanie, and eliminated Stone Cold Steve Austin, who apparently let his guard down after assuming that he was just a crazy fanboy, and Dural, before finally being eliminated by Pepsiman, and brought back to his senses by the help of Pepsiman and Scatman John.
He last appeared in 8chanmania LXV alongside a lawyer; trying to prove himself innocent despite his verdict as a diddler of kiddler. This actually went surprisingly well, as the duo went Tianmen on the Chinese team of Hong Meiling and Soulja-tan, and put an end to the unholy workings of TNA-Chan and Road Runner. Alas, the quarter-finals saw them wrecked by Knight and the Generic Fighter.
With Roman Reigns beating cancer and Brendan Fraser becoming unJUSTed, it is theorized that if Steve wins a belt then evidence will be founding proving his actor innocent of child pornography charges. freeing him from being called a 'diddler, Steve' and un-blacklisting him from the industry.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Is completely unrelated to that other Steve, even though that Steve used his opening music.
