Strange Journey Protagonist
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The Strange Journey Protagonist is the You-Know-What of Shin Megami Tensei: Strange Journey.
Bio[edit | edit source]
It is the year 20XX. Following what some eggheads describe as a 'massive atomic collapse', the South Pole has just been torn the equivalent of a new asshole, and anything that touches its abyssal darkness gets sucked right in. To make matters worse, readings show that the anal circumference of this anomaly is continuously expanding; threatening to shove the whole world down the proverbial shitter.
Since they're not into anal vore, the United Nations send out an elite team of soldiers and scientists to investigate and, if possible, neutralize the phenomenon. Except the expedition leader, Commander Gore, promptly gets killed by nasties, and as the nameless protagonist soon has to learn, being a pain in the butt is hard when you're playing against angels, demons, and very upset hippie milf.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
The Strange Journey Protagonist, under management of Jack Frost, Matador, and Mara, fought in 8chanmania LXXXVIII. His opponent Yukari Yakumo was quick to realize he was nothing more than a puppet for the three demons holding his strings, and went out of her way to send him 'to the locker room' instead of giving him the pain train after defeating him.
He and his three demonic handlers tried to make a return in 8chanmania XCIII; only to promptly be mistaken for trash and put into the corresponding bag by Cleanbot.
