Switch Dog
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The Switch Dog is a fan-made console mascot for the Nintendo Switch.
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One of the more curious traits of the human brain is its obsessive, uncompromising insistence on seeing patterns and especially facial features in random objects. This can result in all sorts of scary spooks when one is alone in a darkened room, but also has led people to see the face of a mildly retarded dog puppy on a Switch with its Joy-Con controllers and the corresponding handles attached.
Leaving aside some back-and-forth as to whether or not the designers over at Nintendo produced this effect on purpose, the newly-spawned Switch Dog quickly spawned lots and lots of disgustingly adorable fanart. Then people decided that the dog might as well be a cute dog lady, and whether they knew it or not, the fans had already opened the floodgates to fetish hell.
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The Switch Dog (Switch Bitch?) fought in the porn-themed 8chanmania LXIII. Because of course it did, and because some Anon had R34 art of the damned thing to nominate it. Any undue suffering on its part thankfully came to a fast stop after it got curbstomped by Junko Enoshima, and then hastily evacuated by Hatsune Miku.
