TF2 Heavy
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The Heavy is one of the playable classes from Team Fortress 2.
Bio[edit | edit source]
The Heavy is the epitome of the Russian gentleman - he has earned his PhD in Russian literature, enjoys his game of chess, and also hauls around a 150kg minigun that fires 200 Dollar custom tool cartridges at 10,000 rounds per minute. Sane individuals would mount that kind of gun onto an attack helicopter or an armored vehicle. Heavy laughs as he blows 400.000 dollars worth of sharp-tipped, acutely lethal bullets towards the enemy in the lengthy span of twelve seconds.
In his defense, he sings lullabies to the gun and lets "Sasha" sleep in a little bed beside his own after the job is done.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Heavy first appeared in the very early 8chanmania II. He taught proper Russian to Cheeki Breeki, but then was informed he was "baby man" by André the Giant.
After a lengthy break (presumably to consume sandvichs), Heavy made his return in 8chanmania LXXX. The Russian super-heavyweight defied the continues lies of Todd Howard, only to have the misfortune of running into Crash Bandicoot.
