TF2 Scout

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TF2 Scout
TF2 Scout Image.png
Birthday '
From Boston, United States
Height '
Weight '
Manager The Administrator

Debut Match
Scout L
Pin
Spontaneous Bootay
8chanmania XL
First Victory

N/A
First Championship

N/A


"Grass grows, birds fly, sun shines, and brother, I hurt people! I'm a force-a-nature!"
— The Scout


The Scout is one of the playable characters from Team Fortress 2.

Bio[edit | edit source]

The youngest child of eight brothers bred by a single mom in Boston, Scout was home-schooled in two important subjects: Firstly, one did not have to eat knuckle sandwich if they moved fast enough to not let it touch their mouth. Second, going fast actually allows you to provide other people with knuckle sandwich instead.

Scout took both lessons to heart when he signed up as one of the mercenaries working under The Administrator. While much more lithe and fairly fragile when compared to his colleagues, Scout's sheer speed means he can run literal circles around his enemies; all while peppering them with point-blank shots from his scattergun. His momentum also makes him excel at running away with valueable intel - provided there is no sentry gun that will shoot him down like a figurative clay pigeon.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

The Digestive Drama[edit | edit source]

The Scout debuted in 8chanmania XL, arriving under the impression he could get laid with one of the female wrestlers. What he actually got was Spontaneous Bootay, who face-sat with enough force to pull Scout into her lower intestines.

In 8chanmania XLI, Scout briefly escaped from his visceral prison to take part in an aftershow royal rumble. Faced against Point Man, Headdy, Sadako Yamamura, Ran Yakumo, Ditto, Shaggy Rogers, and H.P. Lovecraft, he eventually dropped out and allowed Lovecraft to make his claim.

Scout's release came in 8chanmania XLVI, where bootay specialist Fleece Johnson demolished Spontaneous Bootay so hard he could pull the kicking and screaming Scout out of her rectum. Scout promptly followed his usual routine by running away as fast as his little legs could carry him.

The Irony of Fate[edit | edit source]

In 8chanmania LXV, the powers that be decided he should be reunited with Spontaneous Bootay - if mostly in the form of a tag team. Said tag team promptly lost against Glitch Boss and Baba, but as if to take pity on his psychological trauma, Baba used its reality-altering powers to turn Spontaneous Bootay into female (and much less heavy-weight) version of Scout himself.

Season 3[edit | edit source]

Scout made a brief appearance in 8chanmania LXVIII, where he earned himself a jaw-shattering KO by the hands of the agile Ulala.



Gallery[edit | edit source]