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The Soldier is one of the playable classes from Team Fortress 2.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Born somewhere in America's Midwest, the Soldier stands as a prime example of the rugged WWII infantrymen that fought and died for the country across the battlefields of Europe and the Pacific. Or might have been, rather, as all branches of the army rejected him on grounds of being mentally unfit. Soldier, for his part, did not allowed himself to be discouraged by this - he simply bought himself his own ticket to Europe and started killing more Krauts (or what he presumed to be Krauts) until he reckoned the war was over in 1949. Soldier received dozens of medals for his achievements, all of which he lovingly made himself.
Aside from being the most red-blooded American patriot the US-of-A have ever been blessed with, Soldier also is a certified expert on military tactics, military history, and military rations. What his rocket launcher can not kill, his shotgun can. And what his shotgun can not kill, a well-aimed (and well-sharpened) trench spade will.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Soldier debuted in 8chanmania LXXXIX, and promptly disappointed all involved parties by eating a KO from Animal Mother. He also appeared in a post-show match following the same mania; with him facing his old nemesis Comrade Skeleton. Already weakened by a certain lung disease, the Soldier failed once more.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- Rick May, the voice actor behind the Soldier, died from the Corona virus on April 08th, 2020. He was good. Corona-chan must pay.