TNA-Chan
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TNA-Chan is Wiley Coyote with a name tag that says "TNA-Chan". Or is he...? yeah desu
Bio[edit | edit source]
According to his own words, Coyote did not only use his arcane string magic to resurrect the corpse of the Road Runner, but also had an underlying plan all along: Rather than managing his wrestler, he spent his time during 8chanmania LVII observing the ring and purposefully lost to Solaire of Astora for much of the same purpose. He recognized the underlying structure of the Aperture Science Physical Testing Facility and used this newfound knowledge to secretly enter its main complex through an air duct while GLaDOS, SHODAN and Hatsune Miku were fighting for supremacy.
Coyote met a mute woman in the complex, and the two ventured to the "central distributor" for the portals that are used to abduct wrestlers for the mania. Lo and behold, the big shiny screen showed a relatively vague name: TNA-Chan. Maker's choice out of all the variations.
The wiley Coyote saw his chance. Using his string magic, he shed his mortal shell and created a new body - one physically identical to his old one, but also one that metaphysically was "TNA-Chan". Wiley ceased to exist. TNA-Chan came to be.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
TNA-Chan debuted in 8chanmania LXIV. He fought, defeated, and managed to scare the shit out of Scuttlebug. He likewise went far beyond anything Vanessa Lewis could provide in terms of hurt and was entirely unimpressed by the play on words on the part of Baba. Only his old nemesis Yusei Fudo proved able to defeat the entity that once was Wiley Coyote - and only after the two had the Yu-Gi-Oh! rematch everyone has been waiting for since 8chanmania LVII.
His second attempt to confuse the collective crap out of everyone at 8chanmania LXXVIII bore no fruit when Broly did the reasonable thing and just kicked his ass.
TNA-Chan last fought in 8chanmania C, where he fought and won against Crash Bandicoot (Retold) via pinfall.
