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Texas-chan was the board mascot of the late /texas/.
Bio[edit | edit source]
As the physical embodiment of the Lone Star state, Texas-chan is a classical cowgirl (with emphasis on the 'cow' part) whose cheerful nature and Southern hospitality are matched by her willingness to draw a gun on you if you try to pull any bull on her. Her hobbies include diverse pastimes such as rodeo, gun shows, drilling for oil, and forcing immigrants back to Mexico.
Texas-chan's bright and energetic personality is sometimes marred by long-running family issues. She does get along reasonably well with most of her Southern and Mid-Western sisters, but political differences with her more Democrat-leaning siblings can drive her so furiously mad that she sometimes threatens to leave the family as a whole. For your own sake, don't ask her about the Alamo.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
/texas/-chan fought in 8chanmania LVI. The constant banter of the Aussie Shitposter made her see red, but unlike professional matadores, the Aussie somehow forgot the part about not getting caught on the horns. Her next match against V technically ended in a loss, but mostly because the cowgirl didn't have it in her to beat up a cripple.
