The Driver

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The Driver
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Debut Match
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Sam Porter Bridges
8chanmania LXXIII
First Victory

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First Championship

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'The Driver' is a mystery wrapped in an enigma.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Despite of very diligent (and/or autistic) bookkeeping, the identity of some characters who have fought in the mania has been lost to history. The Driver is one such case, and despite of some leads still existing in long-forgotten archives and virus-infested bot sites, its true identity remains a mystery. Piecing the few available clues together, the available options are:

  • The Driver is a character from the /bmn/ movie Cult of Fury, specifically one particularly charming fellow who steals a racing car from its display at a casino and then leaves said casino in a mass casualty event.
  • The Driver is a zombie driver from an obscure Windows 95-era racing game
  • The Driver is an exaggerated version of Winnie the Pooh from Winnie the Pooh's Home Run Derby.
  • The Driver (based on its dialogue avatar) comes from on a single meme image (courtesy of Y. Nakajima) because whoever nominated the original driver couldn't be arsed to provide a working edit in time.
  • The Driver actually is Vince McMahon. Aw, son of a bitch!

Whatever

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

The Driver fought in 8chanmania LXXIII. Its run-in with Sam Porter Bridges proved to be a fateful encounter; given that Bridges happened to have some 'honey' for it. Its insistence that it should also get all the other 'honey' jars Sam was lugging around mostly ended with Sam kicking him out of the preliminaries.


Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • The actual mail Sam had for The Driver turned out to be a crayon drawing of Dickbutt. The driver was not amused.