The General
From 8chanmania
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The General is an advertising mascot of the General Automobile Insurance Services, Inc.
Bio[edit | edit source]
This grizzled five-star veteran has but one goal: To give you a car insurance that actually is affordable. His insurance is so goddamn cheap, even Shaquille O'Neal only lets the general touch his car, and when he is not busy saving good, red-blooded Americans from financial ruin by saving them from other, cutthroat insurers, the General hangs out in Snoop Dog's low rider.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
The General debuted in 8chanmania XLVII. He successfully sold Takumi Fujiwara a car insurance (gods know he could use one), and took the trash out with Taokaka, but had to sign an unconditional surrender against John Doe.
