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The Kid is the protagonist of I Wanna Be The Guy.
Bio[edit | edit source]
The Kid is an enthusiastic young fellow whose grandfather was killed by the eponymous The Guy. Armed with nothing but a comically small gun, he thus sets out to defeat The Guy and become the new guy in his place. This could be interpreted to be a deep and sophisticated metaphor about growing up and coming of age, but mostly serves as the excuse plot for a game that pays homage to and parodies of the ridiculously hard platformers of the 8-bit era.
Since the entire game truthfully is a romhack of Battle Toads (and also a romhack of The Cheetahmen, and you can "shut your whore ass mouth" if you think otherwise), there really isn't much more to say about The Kid himself. He's just a kid. And probably an amalgam of Super Mario and Mega Man. But mostly just a kid. Certainly not a Squid. Although that would at least explain how he invariably explodes upon death.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
The Kid fought in 8chanmania XCV. Somehow locked in the believe that winning the mania would make him 'The Guy', he defeated on Rash (and threatened to put him into his next fan game), but even if you are the kid, you can not so much as hope to touch Madara Uchiha