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Tony Abbot is an Australian politician of the Liberal Party, and served as prime minister from 2013-2015.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Born to an Australian mother and a British immigrant, Abbott's early education in Jesuit schools left him with a deep hatred for communists inspired him to become a man of the cloth (or, in his own words, "a man for others"). He briefly signed up with the St. Patricks Seminary in Manley, but soon realized he could be a much better man for others (i.e., coal lobbyists) by joining politics.
Abbott's politics in and outside of his eventual role as PM can generally be described as staunchly conservative; ranging from his opposition towards abortion, strong doubts about climate change, and his vocal support for the British monarchy. In contrast to this, he had relatively progressive views on Australia's indigenous Aborigines, which made him an automatic darling of /ausneets/.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Tony Abbot fought in 8chanmania LX; facing off in a wrestling match/civil lawsuit against Phoenix Wright. The latter accused Abbot of having misused tax money to get private didgeridoo lessons from Aboriginal tutors; which Abott himself staunchly denied. But amid much legal probing (and many a suplex), Abott lost the match, the trial, and was sent to prison. Write your own joke.
Trivia[edit | edit source]
- When not busy fawning over Thatcher during his studies in Oxford, Abbott took part in student boxing.
