Tooru-Kun
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Tooru-Kun is a character from the Sakeru Gum advertisement series.
In Reality[edit | edit source]
Tooru-Kun is dating a girl he affectionately names Chi-Chan. Or tries to, at least, until he finds the feeble affections of his would-be wife to be entirely captivated by the extremely good-looking Long Long Man and the latters ability to stretch the tape-like Sakeru Gum to its maximum length in a most erotic fashion. After a series of stunts that almost end in an NTR ending, Long Long Man crashes the wedding of Tooru-Kun and Chi-Chan to proclaim that he wants ... Tooru-Kun - their shared love for Sakeru Gum being lengthier than anything a mere woman could provide.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Season 1[edit | edit source]
Season 1[edit | edit source]
Tooru-Kun debuted in 8chanmania XXXI, forming a tag team together with Long Long Man. The two defied the false love of Larry Laffer and the Love Monster, and put any undue plans of world domination on the part of Mecha Hitler and Solidus Snake back onto the drawing board. But disaster struck when they faced off against Bob Newbie and Betty Newbie - and by 'disaster', we mean 'Betty KO'ing both within three seconds of another after she got fed up and pulled out her kendo stick'.
Season 2[edit | edit source]
Tooru-Kun and Long Long Man teamed up again for 8chanmania XLIV. They wrecked Trip and Grace (notably with the help of the new watermelon-flavored Sakeru gum), and even went on to defeat the squabbling Raziel and Kain, but eventually found their master in Lamaj and Erioioire.
It goes beyond saying that the tag team specialists showed up again for 8chanmania LIII. Their grand stunt sadly was cut short by Arliss Michaels and Matt McMuscles.
