Totodile
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Totodile is a Water-type Pokémon, and one of the three starters from Pokémon Gold & Silver.
Bio[edit | edit source]
If you grew up in the 90s, you may remember a certain toy that came in the form of an open-mawed crocodile's head. The entire concept behind the thing was that players would take turns pushing its retractable little plastic teeth into its jaw; with one tooth being rigged to cause the crocodile's mouth to snap shut and 'bite' the losing player in the process.
Totodile has absolutely nothing to do with any of that, as its teeth are not retractable, and it doesn't need any particular given reason to bite you. To emphasize this: Totodile can and will bite its own trainers in the arse the second they turn their back on it. Which means Totodile is less based on a baby crocodile, and more based on a pit bull in a baby crocodile costume.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Totodile fought in the Pokémon-themed 8chanmania LIV; with Mark serving as its trainer. Having to eat trash while pulling its usual routine on the Garbodor of (You)r Waifu didn't slow it in the slightest, but it got burned by the Rotom-Heat of Adolf Hitler.
