Ugandan Knuckles

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Ugandan Knuckles
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"He who knows da wey"
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From Uganda
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Debut Match

8chanmania:Season 1
First Victory

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First Championship

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Ugandan Knuckles. He knows da wey.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Once upon a time, there was this fancy place called VR Chat. As the name suggests, VR Chat was an online chatroom for the poor sods who actually fell for the VR fad of the late 2010s, and while it came with the cost of probably having to sell one or two kidneys in order to afford a VR google in the first place, those willing to make this sacrifice got to chat with scores of other burly thirty-somethings with cute anime girl avatars. Think Goldshire Inn, but worse.

Also once upon a time, some YouTube E-Celeb watched too much Who Killed Captain Alex? and jokingly started to talk like an Ugandan gangsta while doing his Cawabooty streams. This turned into an elaborate inside joke; to the point users would routinely snipe the vids and streams of other E-Celebs to blast them with poorly-faked African accents and click consonants. One of said vids happened to come with a parody image of Knuckles, and things sort of stuck.

For one reason or another, some full-spectrum warrior then created a model of aforementioned Ugandan Knuckles for VR Chat; causing severe disruptions to the proverbial circlejerk as scores of red echidnas flooded the place and asked people if they knew 'da wey'. It truthfully was rather silly, but much like the raids of the /b/rothas on Habbo Hotel in the days of yore, the Red Scourge might as well have been a textbook example of group dynamics.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Season 1[edit | edit source]

Ugandan Knuckles debuted at some point in the first season of 8chanmania, potentially in 8chanmania XIV. Being one of the early manias, nothing beyond him participating in the tournament (and not winning a belt) is known for sure.

Season 2[edit | edit source]

He would not reappear again until 8chanmania LXVI, where he served as the manager of Knuckles Boom. Both searched for a way to ressurect Knuckles after the latter had been utterly erased by The White.
Knuckles Boom managed to defeat Chex Warrior, only to be slam-jammed by Charles Barkley. The two echidnas subsequently tagged along with the basketball star until the latter was defeated and Ugandan Knuckles got abducted by the vile Dr. Morbis. Knuckles Boom and Barkley made a last-ditch attempt to save Ugandan Knuckles by abusing the boomer's jump glitch while Morbis fought against Solaire, but the sudden end of the match by means of a KO meant this plan went nowheere..

Ugandan Knuckles remained in the hands of Morbis until the grand finals of 8chanmania LXVI. There, the animal abuser extraordinaire was sent packing by no-one other than Yuuka Kazami, who took the echidna as her own prize. In a dark joke of fate, Ugandan Knuckles was deemed an accomplice of Yuuka when the IRS showed up to do her in, and promptly got dragged off to prison.

Season 3[edit | edit source]

Marked by his time in jail and now worshipping Yuuka Kazami as his "kwen", Ugandan Knuckles was set "on parole" and participated in 8chanmania LXXIII. He showed da wey to Ribbon, resisted the cheeseburger fuckery of Dark Donald, and defeated both someone who honks and someone who can't stand honking. Having made it to the finals, he very nearly would have won the belt if it had not been for Yusei Fudo.

Under the supervision of Esdeath, he and Luca Blight formed a thoroughly genocidal tag tag team for 8chanmania LXXVI. The strangle partners wrecked Kurt Wylde and Brauggi, dismantled Big Rig and the Crazy Bus, and threw a wrench into the gears of Proto Man and TF2 Engineer before their campaign of genocide was brought to a halt by Mega Man X and Zero.

Like a stale meme, Ugandan Knuckles simply refused to die. He showed up again for 8chanmania LXXXV; promptly defeating and recruiting REDACTED for the cause of his mistress. He then proceeded to show Amy Rose da wey, which effectively meant that he first stabbed a protesting Banzai Man and then Amy Rose herself with a prison shiv. His potential killing spree fortunately was brought to an end when he tried to take on Lupin III.

He would enter 8chanmania LXXXVIII with the newly-recruited REDACTED, but somehow found his master in Fleece Johnson and M&F Guy; both controlled by Scuttlebug.

The infernal duo returned for their last chance in 8chanmania XCVIII - a chance that was promptly denied when they lost to the golfing aces Plum & Gene Yuss. What happened next has and likely will remain the subject of lively speculation, but rest assured, Ugandan Knuckles' repeated insistence towards REDACTED that this was not "deh wey" led to the creation of "Lil' Knucks".