Vince McMahon
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Vince McMahon is an American business and retired wrestling promoter.
Bio[edit | edit source]
If fighting games ever taught you one thing, it's that every large fighting tournament has some shadowy, manipulative bastard running the whole show from behind the scenes. With WWF and later WWE, said bastard would happen to be a certain Vince McMahon, who so happened to have organized the whole mess since he first bought the freshly-rebranded WWF from his father in 1982.
McMahon turned what used to be yet another regional promotion into a national, and soon international brand that gobbled up former competitors like WCW and ECW left and right. Simultaneously, he cultivated his own image as slimy manager from hell you just love to hate. Fans still can't agree whether this merely was a stage persona, or whether Vince simply found a job that let him get away with being an enormous dick.
McMahon officially retired from WWE in 2022, following sexual assault accusations by former WWE employee Janel Grant. This didn't exactly come as a surprise to anyone who knew about the Rita Chatterton incident some 36 years earlier, but also doesn't matter because WWE still is owned by the McMahon family. Which is to say, Vince. Nepotism, ho!
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Vince, disguised as Fuhrer, first entered the ring in the Hitler-themed 8chanmania LXXXVIII. Though he lost his match against Adolf Hitler himself, he still gave Hitler a good start by revealing "IT WAS ME, HITLER!". Hitler returned the favor by bitch-slapping him out of the ring, causing a furious McMahon to exclaim this would not be the last Hitler had seen of him.
McMahon also appeared during the 24 Hour Stream, where he and other WWE celebrities tried to prevent Dr. Morbis from gathering all seven of the mystic negaballs. Which didn't entirely work out as Morbis clapped most of said wrestlers (and shot The Undertaker in the face), but McMahon still bested Morbis and took the negaballs back for WWE.