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Isaac is the eponymous protagonist of The Binding of Isaac.
Bio[edit | edit source]
Isaac used to be a relatively normal young boy until his mother succumbed to the Christian Televangelist syndrome. Under order of the voice of god, she imposed increasingly severe restrictions upon her child, and when god asked her for one last sacrifice to prove her faith, she readily grabbed a kitchen knife to cut up her firstborn.
A conveniently-placed trapdoor allowed Isaac to escape into the basement of his home. Which, less conveniently, was full of various monsters. The resulting journey saw various happy events, including Isaac performing an impromptu abortion, Isaac killing the devil, and Isaac blissfully killing himself before suffocating inside a chest.
In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]
Isaac only appeared in 8chanmania XVI, and nothing beyond him not winning a belt has survived.