Agent 47

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Agent 47
Agent 47 Image.png
The Hitman
Birthday September 5th, 1964
From Satu Mare, Romania
Height '
Weight N/A
Manager UNITY

Debut Match
Agent 47 L
KO
Kotomine Kirei
8chanmania XXXVI
First Victory
Agent 47 W
Pin
Kazuhira Miller
8chanmania XLV
First Championship

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Agent 47 is the protagonist of the Hitman series.

Bio[edit | edit source]

47's name is actually a shorthand for his serial number 640509-040147, which denotes the date of his creation (1964.05.09), his series (04), his number within the series (01), and his number among all clones (47). Already genetically enhanced, 47 enjoyed a less than happy childhood that saw him being trained as the ultimate assassin. Assorted safety measures meant 47 could only escape the grasp of his creator in 1999, after which he realized that killing people was the only thing he really was good at and hence signed up with the International Contract Organization.

Aside from knowing more ways to bring about the cessation of life in other people than the Inuit know words for snow, Agent 47 is especially well-versed in the art of disguise; with him effortlessly dressing up and impersonating anything ranging from security guards to gardeners to surgeons. Hells, 47 could probably make himself appear as a little girl if he wanted to. On the other hand, his lack of a humanitarian (or even just humane) education means 47 is notably less able when it comes to functioning as a regular human being.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Agent 47's first contract was back in 8chanmania XXXVI. Unfortunately, Kotomine Kirei turned out even more lethal than he was; kicking out the assassin during the preliminaries.

The Hitman would eventually return in 8chanmania XLV. He played Kazuhira Miller like a damn fiddle, but got played himself (and recruited) by Cate Archer one round later.

Invited to the Square Enix-themed 8chanmania XCIV, 47 patiently waited until JC Denton was done making fun of his stark baldness before he proceeded to wipe the floor with him. Sadly, Rico Rodriguez was much less inclined to go quietly, and prefered to make the hitman go instead.