Beheaded Kamikaze

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Beheaded Kamikaze
Beheaded Kamikaze Image.png
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Birthday N/A
From Sirius
Height 6ft (183 cm)
Weight Unknown

Debut Match
W
8chanmania:Season 1
First Victory
W
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First Championship

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"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
— Beheaded Kamikaze


The Beheaded Kamikaze is a recurring and arguably the most iconic enemy from the Serious Sam series.

Bio[edit | edit source]

The Beheaded Kamikaze is a former soldier from Planet Sirius who, after having lost a bit of his total body height, was ressurected by the forces of Mental by means of a Life Control Unit. As the latter only possesses a very rudimentary AI that renders the Kamikaze unfit to handle sophisticated weapons or tactics, his supervisors instead glued two large fragmentation bombs to his hands and programmed him to run straight into the nearest enemy with the expressed purpose of sending both to kingdom come. The constant screaming provided by the Life Control Unit's voice synthesizer is meant to further its effect as a terror weapon, but usually seeing one or two dozen of these guys darting straight towards you fully suffices to make most players nervous.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Season 1[edit | edit source]

The Beheaded Kamikaze (likely) debuted in 8chanmania III. There, he crushed the young boy Luka and stopped the griefing of GiantDad, yet ultimately could not stand against Lemeza Kusogi. As the latter eventually was accused of being an overpowered munchkin edit, the Kamikaze and four other fighters Lemeza has fought on his way to the finals were set to a rematch - namely two Royal Rumble fights, with a one-versus-one between the winner of each. As Yellow Devil won both rumbles, the issue solved itself.

Recovered archives show he participated in 8chanmania XIV, although the only certain thing beyond that is that he won no belt there.

Prior to 8chanmania XX, the Beheaded Kamikaze fought against and lost a pre-show fight against Charles Barkley.

He and a Lost Soul teamed up against an Arch-Vile and a Revenant for one of the pre-show matches prior to 8chanmania XXV and won when the Lost Soul finished a pinfall against the revenant.

The Beheaded Kamikaze fought in yet another pre-show match prior to 8chanmania XXVI, this time against Duke Nukem. Suffice it to say the Duke gave him the boot.

The Kamikaze's participation in 8chanmania XXVII saw him blowing up the TF2 Medic for trying to take a sample of the headless specimen. The next round, alas, also saw it defeated by a severely disgruntled Teagan Almace.

For tag team-themed 8chanmania XXXI, the Beheaded Kamikaze joined up with a Revenant. How they fared sadly is unknown, but again, it can be said that they did not win a belt.

His last appearance during the first season was during 8chanmania XXXIII, where the Beheaded Kamikaze fought and lost a pre-show match against Sly Marbo.

Season 3[edit | edit source]

After having been absent for an entire season, the Beheaded Kamikaze finally came screaming back for 8chanmania LXXVIII. He helped local emo poet V to fasten up his suicide and thoroughly refused to be eaten by Elvis, but then fell right into the gap of Yukari Yakumo.

For 8chanmania LXXXVII, the Beheaded Kamikaze teamed up with a Lost Soul. They fought and lost against the combined rock of 80s Noise Marine and the Goff Rocka. Due to some shenanigangs from the latter, Kamikaze and Lost Soul were fused into the Lost Kamikaze.

Trivia[edit | edit source]

  • The Beheaded Kamikaze's scream initially was also used for Sly Marbo until TNA incorporated the proper soundfile.