Comrade Skeleton

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Comrade Skeleton
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Debut Match
Comrade Skeleton L
Pinfall
Big Mahu
8chanmania XXXIV
First Victory

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First Championship

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Comrade Skeleton is a fervent supporter of communism.

Bio[edit | edit source]

When the ideology of communism first spread amongst the discontent proletarians of Europe and elsewhere, the burgeoise that made a big dime on their backs was less than delighted, and promptly produced propaganda suggesting that comunist ideals necessarily lead to poverty, famine and death - symbolized by Comrade Skeleton. Whether the burgeoise actually believed any of this was of little consequence, as Soviet Russia immediately proved them right by falling victim to its devastating 1921-1922 famine. The idea proved so popular that the Soviets exported it to Ukraine, whose residents fondly remember that period as Holodomor.

Comrade Skeleton's death by severe malnutrition might have been a direct effect of the Five-Year-Plan somehow only ever producing enough food (or any other goods) for perhaps three or four years, but this has not stopped him from fighting for the Soviet cause with all of his nutrient-deprived might. As such, he has become an iconic figure on /leftypol/.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

His first and only appearance in 8chanmania was in 8chanmania XXXIV where he faced off against Big Mahu in the first round. He abruptly lost against him, but after Big Mahu offered him a Maui burger, he started to enjoy a seemingly permanent vacation in Hawaii. For more info on this, read Behind the Scenes: Comrade Skeleton

Being the very embodiment of communism, Comrade Skeleton was the eternal nemesis TF2 Soldier had to face when entering the afterlife following his apparent demise in 8chanmania LXXXIX. That the Bolshevik managed to best the most American infantryman in existence - and thus allowed Corona-chan to spread her influence even further- would become an eternal mark of shame on the mania.