Granny Crotony

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Granny Crotony
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Granny D
Birthday 4/20/1889
From austria
Height 5'7
Weight 220
Manager Mussolini

Debut Match
Croatia L
Pin
Crazy Bus
8chanmania LXXII
First Victory

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First Championship

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Granny Crotony is the protagonist of the 1997 adventure games Armed and Delirious (also known as "Granny" or "Dementia").

Bio[edit | edit source]

As her name and the game's title implies, Granny Crotony is an elderly woman whose mind has seriously seen better days. Her family apparently was abducted into space by a certain "great rabbit" for the crime of torturing animals, and as said rabbit has also taken her cookbook, Granny sets out to lynch the lagomorph.

It's not entirely clear whether any of this is real or just neuronal nonsense on the party of Granny's battered old brain, but rest assured, Granny's adventure is so surreal that even Max Ernst would probably go "Dude, what the fuck" after helping Napoleon compose a song by means of cannon fire.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Granny Crotony fought in 8chanmania LXXII, and was immediately run over by the Crazy Bus therein.

Gallery[edit | edit source]