Jack Drake

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Jack Drake
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"'Smiling' Jack Drake"
Birthday 1611
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Debut Match
Jack Drake L
Sub
Hunter
8chanmania XXXV
First Victory

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First Championship

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"Smiling" Jack Drake is a vampire from Vampire: The Masquerade. He probably is best known for his role in the related video game Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines.

Bio[edit | edit source]

Jack frequently claims to have been a pirate captain during his more lively days, but he never made it beyond the post of second mate. He eventually amassed enough coin to settle down in Barbados, but Jack's unruly character proved unfit for the law and order of colonial rule, and he ended up being embraced by a Brujah vampire called Mama Lion, attracted by the chance to stick it to assorted rulers until the end of time.

In the era of the final nights, Jack is one of the most prominent Anarchs, which is to say that he still doesn't give a rat's shit about authority and holds an intense dislike towards the Camarilla, the closest thing vampires have to an organization above the respective clan-level. Despite of having the appearance of a smelly hobo, Jack has used his four centuries of unlife to learn all sorts of tricks and other means of foul play, which he gleefully uses whenever another foe tries to draw him into direct combat. One of his most spectacular acts was his role in the demise of the late Ventrue prince Sebastien LaCroix, who just couldn't keep his naughty little hands off a certain sarcophagus.

In 8chanmania[edit | edit source]

Smiling Jack debuted in the Helloween-themed 8chanmania XXXV, where he tapped out against a L4D Hunter in the preliminaries. Vampiric strength my ass.